what did one snowman say to the other snowman?

(filtered against the Resistance, the same way Thom's post was)

Dear future self,

You may think seeing The Avengers ten times in two weeks (on average) is more than enough, but hey, don't kid yourself. It isn't. Feel free to go several more times, preferably with that impossibly attractive boyfriend of yours. Also remember you're not allowed to die from a severe case of the nerdy until after Iron Man 3, at least.

Lots of love,

Past self.

PS: Probably you should dry-clean that blue shirt of destiny sometime. Just sayin'.

Okay, I'll admit, I have a secret fondness for musicals. Blame my mother; she raised me on Oliver! and Cabaret, and I've been a goner ever since. But as much as I like them, I'd never want to live in one. I mean, who would? Even if people sang about their lives every day, it's not like they'd have the soaring, inspirational music to accompany them, which would be a little awkward, 'cause then, what are you supposed to do during the dance breaks? Wriggle a little, do a little somersault, and hope you don't embarrass yourself?

I'm saying all this, of course, like I didn't just do the Time Warp with a bunch of strangers at the cinema. I guess I'm just grateful it wasn't "Rosetint My World," because this guy? Not a sweet transvestite. Not in the slightest.

Man, I really hope this stops soon.

You know, at this rate, this bottle of MacCutcheon's is going to be gone by the end of the week. The only bottle in the world, right down the throats of the unworthy. Charles Widmore must be rolling in his grave.

( Thom )

( You're not gonna stick me with that, brotha! )